Entries from April 2008

April 30, 2008

What’s the Deal with This Guy?

I am sick of my roommate and his brazen attempts to live in our apartment.
He’s always walking around, saying things to me, and trying to sit around doing things near me!
Just look at this guy!

Just because you handle all the bills, and half of this random junk, that one poster, and most of this furniture [...]

April 29, 2008

The Screamers.

So, I get it that my neighbors could certainly be worse. In New York City, you’re basically lucky if you don’t live in the same building as one of the perps from “Law and Order: SVU” who is, like, dehydrating and storing the bodies of little children in his/her broom closet to use as visually [...]

April 22, 2008

Living In Brooklyn Is Awesome In Every Possible Way

I once told a room (well, Internet room) full of people that, in Brooklyn, it “rained flowers.” Of course, it does not do that. Mostly it is like this.

But living in Brooklyn is still great! Here is some examples of all the fun that you can be having for happiness:

Blogs
People wear incredibly stupid-looking things
Eating (note: [...]