Note: This was only a week ago, it wasn’t snowing.
Time To Go Northward! 54′40″ or Fight, we shouted, and we got into the car. It was Montreal time. Like Benedict Arnold, we were going to Montreal. More likely than not, to burn that shit down. (We also considered betraying the US in September 1780 and [...]
Entries from June 2008
June 27, 2008
Montreal, Montreal, Death, Montreal
June 24, 2008
How I Am Going To Ruin Every Fucking Party I Ever Go To In Brooklyn, Ever Again
Alright, hold up a sec. Put down whatever you’re eating. Forget about all that My Family Is From The Deep South, Boo Hoo Motherfucking Hoo bullshit for just a second. After spending the better part of my weekend digging through old newspapers and family records (shut up, my life is unspeakably exciting usually), I found [...]
June 19, 2008
Are We Dead?
Nope! But I’ve gone off to Montreal for several days, and Honor’s still going to work, the sucker! But the updates are visible on the horizon. If you put your ear to the ground, you’ll hear the sound of their hoofbeats. If you’re also an Indian.
NOTE: Indians never do this, it was put in movies [...]
June 6, 2008
Across The Sea
Not so long ago, I found out I was a Dutch citizen! In addition to being an American citizen, I am now Hollandaise like Eggs Benedict, my friends. And you know that that means:
That’s right: it means you are a racist.
In all seriousness, there are a lot of benefits to dual citizenship. For example:
Being treated [...]
June 2, 2008
When The Real Bill Clinton Comes Back
Quick political minute: WTF happened to Bill Clinton? Do you know? Does anyone? There’s something missing from the air, and it’s the sound of alto sax! And soprano sex! (Gennifer Flowers might have been a tenor, I don’t care)
Remember when Clinton could turn the world on with a smile? I’ve been that world. My brother [...]
