You know, I don’t really like to discuss politics. Sure, like most Americans, I guzzle Internet blogs and network news the way my car guzzles biodiesel. The way I drink Gatorade before I go do rugged outdoorsy things on my farm. The way my mortgage guzzles up all my savings. But I don’t really like [...]
Entries from September 2008
September 22, 2008
Dress to Impress Success
Did you know that the workplace includes a system of complex dress codes?
Yeah, that’s right, that’s what we’re talking about today. Put down your ironic T-shirts and internet porns and pay some attention.
These are confusing rules! Let me give you some examples. I was asked to wear “business formal” one day, so I wore a [...]
September 10, 2008
Sarah And Me
Well, every other blog has already posted about Sarah Palin. All of them. Even my mom posted about it. [No link for you, suckazzzz!] And I don’t need to point out some of the more obviously hilarious shit, like the fact that the Sarah Palin action figures are male, or that the media really isn’t [...]
September 4, 2008
Close Encounters of the Ill-Mannered, Possibly Retarded Kind
One of the many charming, intriguing mysteries surrounding Smackdown HQ (our apartment, on Monitor Street) is the nature of/name of/ mental state of our “landlord,” a strange, impolite personage who landed on my radar last night, unfortunately.
The whole affair surrounding him/her is very strange. For starters, our rent check is made out to a woman [...]
