Entries from October 2008

October 20, 2008

Back-to-back action!

Oh hey everyone, welcome to our blog! We used to write in here all the time! And we will again! Soon! Maybe now! Whatever! I have something fucking important to talk to you about!

Oh hey, what’s up, we’re just leaning on this oval.
Ladies and gentlemen, may I bring your memory back to the ONLY adventure [...]

October 7, 2008

I’m Running For Vice President

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Hello, my friends! My mayoral campaign, I’m sad to say, is sort of screwed. Bloomberg’s officially running for a Mussolini-esque third term, [...]